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Get a new T-shirt, or two from Expat Emporium.

Everybody loves T-shirts, and everyone has more than one. They are inexpensive, comfortable to wear, and they express our unique personality. We all want to be heard, and share our point of view. The best way to share our point of view other than our voice is to wear a T-shirt that speaks for us.

Expat Emporium’s uniquely designed Witty T-shirts will help you express yourself. Witty T-shirts make exceptional gifts for anyone you know who agrees with the message on these witty T-shirts.

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Covid-1984 Freedom Fighter
Do you believe Covid is a plandemic? Covid-1984 is regarding the virus pandemic, and the novel 1984 By George Orwell. There is a growing group of people who believe it is true, and have fought for their freedom. Join the Covid-1984 Freedom Fighters with this Witty T-shirt.




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Your Hole Is My Goal
This witty t-shirt features a wooden board with a hole in it, and a beanbag being tossed towards the hole with the text, Your Hole Is My Goal. Correct me if my naivety is wrong, but I do believe there is a double meaning contained within the text of this shirt. Makes a great gift for any player with a sense of humor.




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Admit It Life Would Be Boring Without Me




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In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised




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The Karate Cat Ready To Kick Some Doggy Butt
The Karate Cat is ready to kick some doggy butt. If you love karate, and cats slightly more than dogs, this unique design is for you. Apologies to dog lovers, but the Karate Cat is a force to be reckoned with. Kick some butt with this cute shirt. Makes a magnificent gift for any karate student or cat lover.




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Bee Smart Wear A Mask. Stop The Spread.
This cute kawaii design features a bee wearing a mask to help remind people to mask up to help stop the spread of the virus. There are many debates worldwide both for and against the effectiveness of wearing masks. Let your opinion bee known gently, and calmly with this Bee Smart Wear a Mask T-shirt.




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Pluto Never Forget




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I Just Want To Eat Pizza And Watch Horror Movies
Pizza lovers and scary movie fans will love expressing themselves with this unique t-shirt. I Just Want To Eat Pizza And Watch Horror Movies features an image of a hatchet, a slice of pizza with dripping cheese, and bloody horror.

Makes a splendid gift for friends, and family, and perfect to wear on scary movie night.




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I’m So Eggcited I Crack Myself Up
This cute food pun shirt is great for everyone with a sense of humor, and excentric personality. The smiling, and excited egg is cracked open, and happy as can be. Put a smile on the face of everyone around you with this cute and amusing T-shirt.




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I Would Tell A Joke About Pizza But It's Cheesy.




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