Expat Emporium’s Cute and Funny Unique Coffee Mugs

That's How I Roll
This Creepy design has a large single eyeball being rolled around by a pair of dastardly blue hands. If bad puns are how you roll this is the perfect coffee mug for you. Don’t miss out on your chance to sip your java from this bad pun themed mug for the truly disturbed. (Design is printed on both sides of the mug.)

Dead Inside But Caffeinated
This creepy skull design has the text, Dead Inside But Caffeinated. Let the world know you are not ready to deal with anyone today. If you know anyone who is caffeinated but still a bit mentally dead inside, this is the perfect mug to start their day. (Our mugs have the same image printed on both sides for best appearance.)

Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You’re an Idiot.
This Christian mug is great for anyone who loves Jesus and has a sense of humor. Enjoy your morning coffee, or afternoon tea while thinking of Jesus with this beautiful design of Jesus with the text, Jesus Loves You Everyone Else Thinks You’re an Idiot. (This mug has the image on both sides of the mug.)

Fall For Jesus He Never Leaves
This Christian mug is great for anyone who loves Jesus and seasonal puns. Fall For Jesus He Never Leaves has a double meaning and is desirable to those who understand both. Show your love for Jesus with this mug that features an image of Jesus in the center surrounded by text. (This mug has the image on both sides of the mug.)

Old Lady - I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer
This cute old lady design has the text, I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer. It features a sassy old lady complaining about how fast the years went by. Makes a splendid gift for mothers, grandmothers, and any elderly woman who still has a little spunk in them. (This mug has the image on both sides of the mug.)

Old Man - I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer
This funny grumpy old man design features the text, I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer, and an ornery old man distraught with how fast the years have gone by. If you know a grumpy old man who thinks growing old sucks, this is the perfect mug for them. (This mug has the image on both sides of the mug.)

Moo I Mean Boo Don't Blame Me For Climate Change
Our little blue-green planet is on fire. Does anybody care? This mug features a poor little innocent cow who is being blamed for climate change. If you are passionate about climate change and global warming, show your support by using a reusable mug for your morning coffee instead of a disposable one.

Get Blue Addicted to our only home planet Earth with this cute climate change design. (This mug has the image on both sides of the mug.)

Decaf Is As Useless As Your Father's Condom
For the more mature and sarcastic coffee drinker we present to you this moderately offensive mug with the text Decaf Is As Useless As Your Father's Condom, and a cheerful condom pointing out the obvious. This Funny mug makes a magnificent gift for every friend, or family member with a sarcastic sense of humor. (This mug has the image on both sides of the mug.)

I'm Having A Great Day. Don't Screw It Up.
This cocky and offensive mug lets the world know you are having A Great Day with a humble request: Don't Screw It Up. It makes a humorous gift for anyone who wants to start their day off with a positive thought, and avoid negative idiots. (This mug has the image on both sides of the mug.)

Sorry Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud
This design is, of course, intended to be sarcastic and a passive aggressive message to the reader. Sorry Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud will instantly get your point across. Great for everyone with a sarcastic, condescending personality. (Design is printed on both sides of the mug.)

Even Dog Owners Are Grumpy Before Coffee
Dog Lovers are some of the kindest people around… most of the time. Everybody is grumpy in the morning especially if you getting ready for work, and trying to get the kids ready for school. Even Dog Owners Are Grumpy Before Coffee, and this poor pug dog is trying to sneak away from its owner until after coffee.

Great design for Pug owners and coffee lovers. (Design is printed on both sides of the mug.)

I'm A Better Person When I'm With You I Love You Coffee
Some people, including myself, can be difficult to deal with. We tend to be cranky, irritable, and quick to anger. There is a little something that makes us all easier to deal with, that would be none other than coffee. Let coffee know, I’m A Better Person When I’m With You I Love You Coffee. (Design is printed on both sides of the mug.)

No Sheep In My Circle
Be a lion not a sheep. Drink strong coffee and let the wolf within come to the surface. Let everyone know that you are not drinking tea, or weak coffee with this, No Sheep In My Circle Slogan. Howl like a wolf, don’t baa like a lamb!

What’s in the circle of your mug? (Design is printed on both sides of the mug.)

Awaken Your Chakras Embrace Nirvana Coffee Mug
Some people are asleep even after drinking coffee, others are awake even before drinking coffee, which one are you? Awaken your chakras, and activate your kundalini with a cup of hot java in your own, Awaken Your Chakras and Embrace Nirvana coffee mug. (Design is printed on both sides of the mug.)

Man I Love Farming Milf Coffee Mug
Do you prefer life in the city working 8 hours a day for a boss who would replace you in a week if you quit, and wouldn’t remember your name a month later, or would you rather work sun up to sun down seven days a week in the country? If life in the country is the life you desire, this Man I Love Farming is the mug for you. (Design is printed on both sides of the mug.)

Today's Readers Are Tomorrow's Leaders Coffee Mug
Do you love reading as much as you love breathing? Do you want to inspire children to enlighten their minds and gain knowledge through the wisdom gained from books? Show you love for reading, and awaken the desire to learn in children with this quirky coffee mug. (Design is printed on both sides of the mug.)

I Was Not Kung Fu Fighting Coffee Mug
Do you believe everybody was Kung Fu Fighting? Were you Kung Fu fighting? I for one was not Kung Fu Fighting. This cute Kawaii karate cat was not kung fu fighting. If you were kung fu fighting in your dreams last night, this I Was Not Kung Fu Fighting coffee mug will help bring you back to reality. (Design is printed on both sides of the mug.)

Mornings Without Coffee Are Unbearable Coffee Mug
Many people are a bear to deal with before they have had their morning. Few people want to face the morning sun without the assistance of coffee first. If you believe Mornings Without Coffee Are Unbearable, this cute and funny coffee mug is for you. (Design is printed on both sides of the mug.)

Eat Sleep Farm Repeat Make Today Amazing Coffee Mug
If working sun up until sundown is the life you want to live, than farm living is the life for you. Let your passion be known with this, Eat Sleep Farm Repeat coffee Mug. Making Today Amazing, make every day amazing working on the farm. (Design is printed on both sides of the mug.)