Expat Emporium's Novelty Shirts:

Busboys Can Do It All Night Long. Busboys need to be strong enough to carry heavy tubs of dirty dishes, and charming enough to interact with customers. They must be quick on their feet, and able to unload their tub, and quickly be ready to keep going and fill it full again with the stamina to do it all night long.

Cashiers Can Do It All Night Long. Cashiers need to be able to move their hands quickly, and get all of the digits in all the right places to satisfy their customers. After they have made sure their customers are completely satisfied, they move on to the next customer, all night long.

Dishwashers Can Do It All Night Long. Dishwashers are used to having their hands wet for many hours non-stop. Sometimes hot, sometimes cold, sometimes slimy, but they never stop moving their hands and fingers. Dishwashers can do it all night long.

Firemen Can Do It All Night Long. Is it true what they say about long fire hoses? Firemen can take the heat, and really know how to handle their hose. They put their heart and soul into getting the job done, and do not stop until the fire is out.

Paramedics Can Do It All Night Long. Paramedics are experts at mouth to mouth, and strapping you down to make sure you are immobile. They arrive quickly to your side without hesitation, and take you away with them. Anytime of the day, or all night long paramedics can take care of you.

Police Officers Can Do It All Night Long. They know how to deal with bad men and women. They know how to use handcuffs, and do a full body pat down on the helpless vulnerable person before them. They can be rough, or gentle all night long.